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UNLEASH YOUR ANABOLIC PSYCHO
Are you prepared to channel your inner Patrick Bateman? Ready to start your day with 1000 crunches & admire yourself in the mirror during intercourse?
“American Psycho” is loaded with our most powerful pre formula that hits harder than Bateman’s axe to help wake you up from lifeless workouts…
Insane energy, focus, and performance packed in a delicious limited edition Blue Hawaiian Cooler flavor that’s tastier and harder to get than dinner at Dorsia!
YOU’LL BE SCREAMING FOR MORE!
What’s your favorite scary stim-free pre? “Screamsicle” gives you the insane pump and focus to slaughter every workout like the Ghostface Killer in the zone...
Every sip of this mouth-watering limited edition cherry creamsicle flavor will pump up your vascular biceps with more blood than your favorite scary movie...
And help you outlast any horror villain with powerful stim-free strength and performance so deliciously epic you’ll always be screaming for more!
Mama says this delicious limited edition sour pink burst candy flavor is what you need if you wanna be a legend like her son The Waterboy!
A powerful 2-in-1 formula that will fuel you with the same explosive energy & performance as Bobby Boucher after someone tells him water sucks…
While unlocking the ability to attack your fat cells and your workouts with the same unmatched intensity as Bobby Boucher in all-out blitz mode!
When every other pre in the playbook has failed you and your back’s against the anabolic wall, you have only one option left: The Hail Mary!
A deliciously intense limited edition strawberry guava flavor that harnesses long-lasting energy, performance, & focus when you need a miracle in the gym…
And powerful euphoric effects that will make you feel like you just won the game from the miraculous pass play this legendary flavor was named after!
The Austrian Oak. The Governator. Or simply: Arnold. Whatever you call him, no one can deny the greatness of this bodybuilding icon’s legacy…
And this delicious limited edition stim-free Austrian apple nectar flavor pays tribute to Arnold in the most appropriate way possible…
By delivering insane pumps and performance during your workouts that are—to quote the legend himself—“more satisfying than c*mming.”
Our best-selling OG pre-workout meets the OG action hero badass: Rambo. One scoop and you’ll be hunting down & eliminating boring, lifeless workouts…
Powered by this delicious limited edition raspberry sherbet flavor that will help motivate you with the crash-free energy you need to succeed against all odds…
Giving you the strength and performance to outlast any workout that stands in your way. Because with Rambo Rage, you’re not drinking it. It’s drinking you.
“I want YOU to hit new PR’s with this epic limited edition pre-workout that’s stronger than the spirit of this patriotic nation!” - Uncle HAM, 2021
Utilizing the same unstoppable formula that gave our Founding Fathers the intense energy, focus, and motivation necessary to build America from scratch…
Sam’s Sauce is a deliciously powerful blueberry strawberry lemonade flavor that will help take your energy, performance, and patriotism to the extreme!†
Take your patriotic pump to new heights with this delicious stim-free limited edition banana candy flavor that will make your biceps feel like the night sky on July 4th...
Giving you the freedom to blow up your gains with powerful pumps that will make c-4 detonations look like wimpy firecrackers with a defective fuse...
All while unlocking explosive performance and strength that’s more powerful than those black market fireworks your drunk uncle used to set off every 4th of July!†
Tan bodies on the beach. Neon pinks and blues. Pitbull shirtless on a yacht yelling “Mr. 305!” All the essentials of Miami encapsulated in this delicious limited edition “Miami Vice” flavor that's a unique combination of pina colada and strawberry daiquiri.
You'll love training harder while burning fat with this limited edition flavor so dangerously spectacular that it might just become your new vice.
Imagine your toes in soft, white sand. Blue ocean waves gently crashing into shore. Sun setting over the horizon. And you, showing off your physique while cranking out one more set of curls while other beachgoers admire with jealous envy.
That's what you'll feel like when you enjoy a serving of this limited-edition “Sets on the Beach” flavor. A mouth-watering combo of Peach, Grapefruit, and Cranberry that will serve as a refreshing precursor to heightened intensity, energy, and focus every time you train.
Inspired by the classic Paloma cocktail, “The Fiesta” is jam packed with pineapple, orange, grapefruit, lime, and a little bit of spice! With all these delicious flavors vying for your taste buds’ attention, “The Fiesta” lives up to its name by creating an epic flavor-rager in your mouth. It’s a mouth-watering celebration that will have you up and partying in no time and shredding fat faster than you can say Cinco De Mayo!
Get your Alpha dancing shoes on! This incredible mango margarita flavor in our powerful Supreme formula will get you off your feet and catapult you into the zone like a jamming full-time Mariachi band. Every time you take a sip, your taste buds will be dancing with joy as you harness the strength, focus, and energy to crush your hardest workouts.
Behold our strongest pre to date—a special formula so powerful it warranted a new label and new name.
WARNING: This delicious cherry juicy fruit flavor is not for beginners or casual lifters. “Cherry Maguire” was designed for motivated Superhumans like the famous 1996 sports agent—trailblazers that march to the beat of their own drums. Those willing to fight for success against all odds.
After one serving, you’ll be screaming into your nearest cell phone: “SHOW ME THE GAINS! SHOW ME THE GAINS!”
Are you prepared? You’re probably thinking, “You had me at Extreme.”
Fun fact: SuperHuman Extreme is the same epic formula as last year’s “Rudolph Rage” Supreme flavor, but we had to create a new label because people told us the formula was too extreme.
Are you ready to venture off on a vascular vacation? Take your pump to juicy new places with this refreshingly delicious “Swoleberry Limeade” limited edition flavor…
Bursting with the sweet combo of strawberries picked at the peak of freshness, muddled and mashed with ripe limes fresh-squeezed with a delicate but passionate grip…
Perfectly crafted to leave your taste buds and veins craving more after each powerful stim-free serving!
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